You know those people who can get away with eating anything they want?  The ones who order Fettucini Alfredo with a side of ooey-gooey-garlic bread while showcasing their designer skinny jeans?  Those are not my people… not even close.  The women in my family wear heels just so their jeans don’t dust the floor, and every holiday get-together consists of discussions on calorie counting and exercise.  We are lovely in many ways, but being tall and thin is not one of them.